WoodenSneakers's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Paperfuck]

this was trully awful, i think i understood the jokes but they just werent funny and i like to watch animations that have a little sense in them but this didint

SpamClamberton responds:

I was starting to wonder why my bro WoodenSneakers would say such things, but then I read the review below you.

[cock day.]

Hey

That guy is me

Hildebrandt responds:

It's not, silly.
*slap*

[48hr Film-fest entry]

Hey Felix

This is nice.

SpamClamberton responds:

Not as nice as you, sweet cheeks.

[The Pigpen]

Hey, Felix

the bread was gone
it was all gone when I got home

SpamClamberton responds:

I'm a growing boy, I need my fucking bread.

[Marvel Collab]

Hey

I wanted to leave a super special review for mr. denzel-crocker! His part was wonderful! Everything else was w/eeeeeeeeee sry. 10/10 for substance abuse psylocke!

JKAmovies responds:

Um. . . ok.

[Persona 4 - I Can't Wait!]

I've never played this game,

but I've watched someone play this game. Is that more pathetic than playing it, or less?

mrnihil responds:

it is "more," but it's kind of like saying that being an alcoholic, shooting heroin, and smoking is worse for you than just being an alcoholic and shooting heroin... once you're that far in, it doesn't really matter anymore.

[Harry The Harlequin Baby]

Quite the accomplishment

I've never seen anything so thrilling in my entire life; you are the best animator to have ever lived. The colors, the fluidity, the fleshy pulp textures and swirly blood were all remarkably perfect. I love it. That is a wonderful song, by the way, I believe it's either some kind of digital or mallet-based variation on a piece by Johannes Brahms titled Waltz in Ab Major; a piece I like to bust out when I'm feeling a little naughty.

Love,
Matt

Catoblefaux responds:

What a song indeed!

[Bueno Vista]

Very good animation

The explosion at the end wasn't too funny. Could've used some cocks.

Tugoro responds:

I pretty much made this is 2 days so I only made it funny for the art class I'm in . About the dick thing. Check the bicycle handle.

[Orange Adventure Xmas]

This probably doesn't need to be said,

But great work. Castle crapper iz da wurst game evr

Hulalaoo responds:

We can make another great porno movie ! YEAH !

[QOTSA: radio surfing]

HEY MAN

I GIV U A 1 CUZ I LUV QEENS OF DA STNEDAGE MAN HOW DAR U

Horsenwelles responds:

???

sorry???

i dont understand