WoodenSneakers's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Paperfuck]

this was trully awful, i think i understood the jokes but they just werent funny and i like to watch animations that have a little sense in them but this didint

SpamClamberton responds:

I was starting to wonder why my bro WoodenSneakers would say such things, but then I read the review below you.

[PP - Parable of Good/Bad]

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Relativism is grown-up for "cowardice" or "moron."

[Swimmin with the Sharks]

egoraptor

You've always been a very talented flash artist, but this is disgusting and awful. You should be embarrassed for treating rape as the punchline for a joke.

[cock day.]

Hey

That guy is me

Hildebrandt responds:

It's not, silly.
*slap*

[The Man With No Legs]

He died?!!!

I watched that for nine minutes and he died! :'( No!

[48hr Film-fest entry]

Hey Felix

This is nice.

SpamClamberton responds:

Not as nice as you, sweet cheeks.

[diksuk.fla]

Look at that dick

He LOVES and CARES about that dick (((((((((((((crystal castles references capitalized))))))))))))

[The Pigpen]

Hey, Felix

the bread was gone
it was all gone when I got home

SpamClamberton responds:

I'm a growing boy, I need my fucking bread.

[Marvel Collab]

Hey

I wanted to leave a super special review for mr. denzel-crocker! His part was wonderful! Everything else was w/eeeeeeeeee sry. 10/10 for substance abuse psylocke!

JKAmovies responds:

Um. . . ok.

[Persona 4 - I Can't Wait!]

I've never played this game,

but I've watched someone play this game. Is that more pathetic than playing it, or less?

mrnihil responds:

it is "more," but it's kind of like saying that being an alcoholic, shooting heroin, and smoking is worse for you than just being an alcoholic and shooting heroin... once you're that far in, it doesn't really matter anymore.